Kimberley Strassel’s June 3 newsletter is a projection operation in 1,200 words. It manufactures an election‑rigging conspiracy to license her own party’s dirty tricks. It is the laundering of a confession dressed as a Tuesday column.
Democrats are desperate to win back Congress, and desperation sows bad behavior. That’s on display in Alaska, where a man named Dan Sullivan on Friday announced he was running for the Alaska U.S. Senate seat—against sitting Sen. Dan Sullivan. Both men could appear on Alaska’s August 18 jungle primary ballot with an “R” behind their name, and both could advance to also appear on Alaska’s ranked‑choice general‑election ballot. In a close race, the clone Sullivan could siphon enough confused votes away from the real Sen. Sullivan to hand the race to Democratic candidate Mary Peltola.
— “Dirty Tricks in Alaska’s Senate Race,” paragraphs 1‑3
Pre‑emptive legitimacy withdrawal and frame‑engineered relabeling — Bad‑Faith Catalog: preemptive_legitimacy_withdrawal and frame_engineered_relabeling — operate here through the deliberate manufacturing of a crisis before the voter has even seen the ballot. We operators called this “loading the dock” in the cable years. You declare the opponent’s candidate a ghost, you declare the election rigged, and then you demand the other side prove a negative. The word “clone” is the operation; it makes a ballot‑access question sound like a laboratory experiment, and the reader’s outrage attaches before any evidence appears. The Alaska Democratic Party and the Peltola campaign disavowed the other Sullivan in the same news cycle — a fact the column buries while leading with the “clone” language. The trick is the scam itself. You plant the suspicion that the game is fixed so deeply that even when the fix is debunked, the suspicion remains.
But a decoy campaign is really, as Kendall says, politics at its worst. At the very least, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee Chairman Kirsten Gillibrand, should be asked if they knew about—or will disavow—these shenanigans.
— “Dirty Tricks in Alaska’s Senate Race,” paragraphs 4‑5
The “asking the question” maneuver — Bad‑Faith Catalog: jaqing_off — operates here as a guilt‑by‑association smear. In the cable years we knew that asking “Did Schumer know?” a hundred times on air achieved the exact same result as proving he knew. The demand for Schumer and Gillibrand to “disavow” a non‑event is the tell. You do not ask for disavowals of things that did not happen; you ask for them when you want to create the record that the thing might have happened. This is ratfucking dressed as a policy question.
Democrats for a decade have been meddling in GOP primary elections … and the GOP has also started to get in on that game. But a decoy campaign is really, as Kendall says, politics at its worst.
— “Dirty Tricks in Alaska’s Senate Race,” paragraph 6
Notice the structure. Strassel admits her party runs the same game. She calls it “that game,” as if it were a casual hobby. Then she pivots immediately to treat the clone‑candidate as a new category of evil, qualitatively worse, distinguishable from what the GOP does. The concession is the decoy. It grants permission to ignore the full weight of the record. Her party has been running primary‑meddling operations for a decade. The “clone” framing is the only thing keeping that record off the page. The asymmetry is the technique. The demand sounds principled; the principle dissolves on contact with symmetric application. The reader is not asked to apply it symmetrically. That is the permission structure.
Maine’s putative Democratic Senate nominee Graham Platner is brushing aside new revelations about his “sexting” behavior, bashing media outlets for engaging in “journalist malpractice” by focusing on what he terms “gossip.” If anything, the media is tiptoeing around the most damaging aspect of the sexting story: the timeline. The dates of this escapade blow up the excuse Platner has used to wipe away his long history of obnoxious behavior: that all that bad stuff belonged to a prior period of “dark” feelings.
— “Dirty Tricks in Alaska’s Senate Race,” paragraphs 10‑12
Strawman deflection and whataboutism — Bad‑Faith Catalog: whataboutism — operate here as the piece’s structural pressure valve. The Alaska clone claim was weakly evidenced, so the column activates the base’s moral‑disgust engine by pivoting to a sex scandal. We built this pivot into every Sunday‑show segment that was bleeding on the main issue: if the policy claim is sinking, drop a moral panic about the opponent’s personal life and watch the engagement numbers stabilize. The Platner controversy broke the weekend prior; the board had time to assemble the timeline, cross‑reference his military discharge, and frame his redemption arc as a lie. This is rat‑fucking 101: when the rigged‑election line wobbles, drop a dick pic and count the clicks. The philosophical dressing — “a fascinating question for voters” — is itself the technique. The reader gets to feel like a philosopher while absorbing a hit job.
Millions of dollars that “Podium Guy”—the man infamously photographed carrying former Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s podium through the Capitol on Jan. 6—had asked the Justice Department’s new “Anti‑Weaponization” slush fund to pay him. Adam Johnson pleaded guilty to entering a restricted building and received a 75‑day sentence. With DOJ now promising to ice the fund, it looks like he won’t be getting a taxpayer bailout any time soon.
— “Dirty Tricks in Alaska’s Senate Race,” paragraph 17
Frame‑engineered relabeling — Bad‑Faith Catalog: frame_engineered_relabeling — operates here through the inversion of criminal conduct into political persecution. The column calls Adam Johnson “Podium Guy” and suggests he might have received a “taxpayer bailout” from a “slush fund,” a deliberate distortion of the proposed funding mechanism. We operators spent three years developing the “lawfare” and “Anti‑Weaponization” vocabulary precisely to launder the legal exposure of a coalition that spent January 6 breaking into a federal building. Johnson pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor for his role in the Capitol breach. The column’s framing treats the Justice Department’s consideration of a victim‑compensation fund as evidence of the GOP’s victimhood. The language is engineered to produce exactly the outcome the board wants: the reader concludes that Democrats are weaponizing the Justice Department against a man who carried a stolen podium. This is the long con in plain sight.
So here is what the column actually does, taken together. The board manufactures a crisis where none exists, projects the mechanics of a fixed election onto a rival party that had no hand in the candidate’s entry, pivots to a sex scandal to keep the moral‑disgust engine running while the projection does its work, demands disavowals for a conspiracy the board itself fabricated, and launders the party’s own election‑rigging record through the denunciation. The Journal editorial page cannot acknowledge that the GOP has been running ballot‑manipulation operations for years without implicating itself. So it projects the operations onto Democrats, denounces them, and launders its own side’s conduct through the denunciation. The reader’s outrage confirms the reader’s moral status. The reader’s moral status is the product the page is selling. The trick was never in the Alaska primary. The trick is the column itself, and the reader who believes it has already lost. The Strassel machine is the operation. The accusation is the confession. The confession is the permission structure. The permission writes the voter. And the voter writes the check.
The rest is projection.
— Phukher Tarlson